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07

Dec

J & L’s The Insiderer, Number One

Jonathan Bernstein & Lori Majewski get elbow-deep in the filthy water of pop culture on a maybe-weekly, maybe-not basis.

For (some of) our entertainment: ALam at the AMAs.

Top One: The Last Word on Lambertgate (We Think)

LM: Are we the only ones still talking about Lambertgate?

JB: I remember David Bowie performing “Starman” onTop of the Pops back in 1972, and he snakes his arm around guitarist Mick Ronson in a closer-than-friends fashion. The next day, the school yard was buzzing and hardened soccer thugs were running to the makeup counter.

The problem with Adam Lambert’s performance on the AMA’s is that it was desperate, not cool, and it wasn’t a good song. But here’s a guy — Bowie — who wasn’t desperate, who was cool, and who did have a good song.

Lori: Found it: the Starman video. The “closer than friends” bit seems beyond innocent, but if you adjust it for inflation, was this the Adam Lambert-style performance of its day?

JB: Yeah. Back then, men and women only shook hands at weddings.

LM: How come Lady Gaga got away with wearing next-to-nothing, burning a piano, and smashing bottles on the same show?

JB: Not because she’s a woman but because she’s had more than a year to establish what kind of artist she is and she was triumphantly performing a huge hit record.

LM: Adam had months on America’s biggest TV show during which he wore nail polish and guy-liner. But Bowie’s outfit upstages anything Lambert’s ever worn — even the KISS get-up on the Idol finale.

JB: Bowie had eight years to fashion his eccentric image.

LM: It was years before Madonna put out the Sex book. 

JB: Madonna was a hot slut straight away. She wasn’t on Star Search. She wasn’t singing country songs. Neither she nor Gaga went through the we’re-trying-to-please middle-America thing. By being on Idol, Lambert was.

LM: So should ALam have waited a while before unleashing his S&M-y side? Or was the S&M okay; he was just too desperate to shock that he wasn’t cool?

JB: I don’t know. I can’t think of anything else.

There’s more come — we’re here for your entertainment!

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Band Aid’s Do They Know It’s Christmas? is 25 years old this holiday season!

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THISGIRL hearts these fab holiday cards from The Punk Masters!

Check out these fresh-off-the-printer mini-masterpieces from Patty Palazzo, the designer behind Juicy Couture Men’s collection of supersoft and supercool logo tees (fyi, the Scottie on the Juicy Couture logo is her dog, Stanley). 

“The designs start where I left off with Juicy Men [RIP],” says Patty, “combining imagery and aesthetics from the great classic masters and royalty of centuries past, but punked up and rocked out and living in my world now!”

Viva les art, music and fashion!

There are four different cards in total, priced at $2 each, with discounts if you buy all four ($5 a pack) or two of each ($9).

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30

Nov

R&R Hall of Fame Concerts Musings

Wow. What a show Jann Wenner — and Tom Hanks?! — pulled off last night on HBO. While every entertainment site is no doubt reporting the highlights, here are some of the things they might have missed:

1. MICK JAGGER GETS DOWN DURING, UM, “STUCK IN A MOMENT”

The U2 song is a sad good-bye to the late INXS frontman, MIchael Hutchence. Yet Mick turned the barely mid-tempo tune into a bluesy background for his infamous mugging and signature dance moves. We laughed from beginning to end — and we caught Larry Mullen Jr. cracking up too.

Oh yeah: Fergie was there too.

2. BRUCE’S EARRING

The guy is a hot 6-0. But the earring reeks of Harrison Ford when the actor entered his three-quarter-life crisis. Not necessary.

3. JOHN FOGERTY’S FACE

He hit all the right notes during Roy Orbison’s “Pretty Woman” with Springsteen, but he needs to get Boxtox’d at the same place as Bruce. Yikes.

4. BILLY JOEL = SCARY

Hard to believe that the Piano Man is a few months younger than Springsteen. And while his “New York State of Mind” proved he’s Hall of Fame-worthy, what was with his odd, old-man-of-soul interpretation?! FYI: With all the talk of Sinatra vs. Jay-Z, we’re wondering why no one’s thought to mash-up (or at least bring up!) Joel’s “NYSOM” with Mr. Carter’s “Empire State of Mind”?

5. OZZY OSBOURNE DOES “IRON MAN” … SORT OF

Metallica with Kelly Osbourne’s dad

Sorry, but we couldn’t watch. When he ambled out on stage looking more reality star than rock legend, we had to go pee.

6. BONO & BRUCE ON THE SAME STAGE

This is like Obama and Biden being on the same plane! Luckily, Bono made room for Bruce, even allowing him to share the spotlight during “I Still Haven’t Found What I’m Looking For”. The song was perfect for today’s preacher-like Bruce who, all these years later, is still born to run.

* Sadly, we tuned in at the end of the Simon and Garfunkel set. Man, Garfunkel still has it.

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28

Sep

The Decade’s Top 100 in Singles: #100 to 91

By ThisGirl’s Jezza

In Part I, Jezza declares songs numbers 100 to 91 in his countdown of the best singles of the last decade (yes, a new one begins in three short months!).

As yet another year — and decade — comes to a close, get ready for a barrage of best-of-the-year/decade lists. To narrow down the playing field a bit, I only included songs that were released as official singles (hence making such aughts favorites as PJ Harvey and Thom Yorke’s “This Mess We’re In,” Hot Chip’s “Don’t Dance” and El Perro del Mar’s “I Can’t Talk About It” ineligible). Also, each musical act was allowed to be the lead performer on one single (sorry, Kylie and Yeah Yeah Yeahs, gotta spread the love).

I’ll be counting down 10 songs every few days until I get to No. 1, so stay with me — and feel free to comment, complain, agree, disagree, and/or add your own shoulda-made-it-singles!


100. Juanes, “La Paga” (2003)
I had never heard anything by Juanes until early last year when I was in a bar in Lima and the video for this song came on. I couldn’t take my eyes off the trippy animated clip. I fell equally hard for Juanes’s reedy vocals; his agile turns of phrase; the insistent, driving beat; and thesubtle electronic shadings of the music. The next day, I downloaded the video on iTunes and explored some of his albums.

I’d always thought Juanes’s music would sound a lot different than this. What was I expecting? Something more in the bland, balladeering vein of Luis Miguel, because, you know, I assumed that is what mainstream Latin pop musicians do when they aren’t singing in traditional tropical-pop music idioms. It’s awesome when no-so-great expectations are soundly dashed.

99. Erasure “Breathe” (2005)
Just when I’d written off Erasure as a relic from the ’80s/early ’90s, the duo resuscitated my interest as well as my belief in the power of love with this stately mournful ballad that chills with its unmixed emotions.

98. Simon Webbe ”No Worries” (2005)
A year or two before acoustic R&B caught on in the U.S. mainstream (thanks, Ne-Yo), and Motown-influenced pop-soul took over the airwaves in his native UK, Blue’s Simon Webbe advanced an argument begun by Robbie Williams and Justin Timberlake that it’s improbable though not impossible to transcend one’s boy-band roots.

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97. Kings Of Leon, “Molly Chambers” (2003)
The sudden popularity of Kings Of Leon perplexes me. Six years ago this chugging alt-rocker that’s way to the left of the band’s current hits was included in a Jetta commercial, but they couldn’t get any chart traction. I love “Sex On Fire” (both the song and the concept) as much as the next guy, but my heart belongs to “Molly.”

96. Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, “The Skin Of My Country Teeth”(2005)
T
he first time I ever heard this song, it was playing on the jukebox of a gay dive in the East Village of New York City. If CYHSY ever pull a Kings Of Leon and rule the charts, I hope they do so with the exhilarating edginess demonstrated on this track intact.

95. Jewel, “Stand” (2003)
She got the beat! Jewel’s one-album makeover into a pop glamour puss would have been laughable had her music not improved in the process. And I know that I’m probably in the minority when I say that. Once she ditched the glitter and the hot dance beats and got her granola groove back, I promptly lost interest again.


94. Pet Shop Boys, “Love etc.” (2009)
How do they do it? Like Madonna and Kylie, more than 20 years into their string of solid singles, PSB are still masters of pop songcraft, and still musically and lyrically relevant. Modern life is rubbish, and on this song PSB lay out the reasons why, with their usual clever, hooky precision.

93. Bush, “Letting The Cables Sleep” (2000)
I didn’t think that grunge also-rans Bush could ever move me until I heard this love song to a platonic friend losing a battle with AIDS. The N.O.W. remix posted below enhances the song’s eerie, elegiac beauty.

92. Dannii, Minogue ”So Under Pressure” (2006)

Those who adore Kylie but dismiss her kid sister miss both the boat and the beat. Sure it’s fluff, but it’s perfectly executed fluff that does the family name proud.

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91. Toni Braxton, “He Wasn’t Man Enough” (2000)

Take a bow, Toni. If you are going to spend the decade trying (and failing) to relight your chart fire, you might as well make your final Top 10 trip an unforgettable one. The song still makes me want to run out and dump someone.

Coming soon: #90 to 81!

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The truth is, everybody is going to hurt you. You just gotta find the ones worth suffering for.
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22

Sep

ThisGirl stars in one of our favorite Tumblr photos ever.
A little Nothing Compares 2 U,  a lot of just feeling blue. Music is your friend.
Thanks, loveurchaos.
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ThisGirl stars in one of our favorite Tumblr photos ever.

A little Nothing Compares 2 U,  a lot of just feeling blue. Music is your friend.

Thanks, loveurchaos.

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10

Sep

LISTEN TO THIS RIGHT NOW: “Get Sexy” by Sugababes is red-hot fun!

By ThisGirl’s Jezza

“If I had a dime for every single time these boys stop and stare I’d be a billionaire.”

If the lyrics of their latest single are to be believed, Sugababes are probably too sexy for this blog. But I’m going to sing their praises anyway. They out-sexy Pussycat Dolls without even trying. The UK trio’s new single, “Get Sexy” (the chorus plays with Right Said Fred’s “Too Sexy”) from their forthcoming seventh album, Sweet 7, just entered the UK sales chart at No. 2, adding one more hit to their nearly 10-year chart streak. The Destiny’s Child of the UK, Sugababes have survived not only catfights and the spotlight, but the loss and replacement of two original members, to become the No. 1 girl group in the UK and possibly the longest lived. And the Babes are all still in their mid 20s! I haven’t been able to figure out why they’ve never been able to make a dent in the U.S., but we Yankees are often a little late to the party — when we bother to show up at all. Robbie Williams, anyone?

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04

Sep

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Royksopp feat. Robyn “The Girl and The Robot” is Electro-Pop Heaven

ThisGirl’s Jezza

Here’s my Robyn.

Just when my Robyn withdrawal threatened to get the best of me, I found out that she had a new single, a collaboration with the Norwegian electronica duo Royksopp. I heard it for the first time about a week ago, and I haven’t been able to get Robyn’s mournful vocal and that throbbing electro groove that so reminds me of Donna Summer’s “I Feel Love” out of my head. It’s making me as impatient for her next album of new material — come on Robyn, it’s been four years now! — as she is in the song, waiting for her absent lover’s return. “Fell asleep again in front of MTV/God, I’m down at the bottom/No one’s singing songs for me,” she laments as the beat goes on. Anyone who’s ever fallen for someone who was either physically or emotionally unavailable will get the message. Thanks, Robyn and Royksopp, for understanding.

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03

Sep

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La Roux

Good taste, everythingiam: ThisGirl featured La Roux last week — LOVE HER. Check out my favorite song by them (because La Roux is not just the singer!), “Going in for the Kill.”

everythingiam:

La Roux - Bulletproof

new favorite song :)

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