Okay, so Kristen Stewart can complain about paparazzi and other publicity hog-celebs, but then she goes and gets herself a Paris Hilton-esque pet (not that we don’t find the doggie absolutely adorable)?! Puh-lease.

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We HEART this photo — outfit, semi-smile, kohl-liner. Yay!

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“NEW MOON” PREMIERE HELD ON THE NIGHT OF A NEW MOON

Although we once held hope that Lucas Film’s marketing department would determine at least one of its prequel’s premiere or release dates to be May 4 (May the “fourth” be with you!), sadly, it was not to be.

However, we’d like to believe that the folks behind The Twilight Saga: New Moon knew tonight would be the perfect night for their big debut, as la luna is in its “new” phase, resulting of the disappearance of the Earth’s sole natural satellite from its sky.

Wow. Kristen Stewart looks stunning here. Fantastic art direction.

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Here are some HD screencaps of Kristen Stewart from behind the scenes of Interview magazine. There are plenty more over at TwilightPoison.

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AND NOW FOR A BREAK FROM THE K-HOLE/T-SWIFT SOAP OPERA …

Thanks, CoreySean!

Question: Is Shia LaBoeuf upset that Rob Pattinson stole his hot-new-star thunder?

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LMFAO!

Look Bloody Good with Twilight Beauty Makeup?

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Stephanie Meyer’s wildly popular vampire franchise, Twilight, is sparkling all the way to the bank with its latest venture, a makeup line called, Twilight Beauty.

Set to launch in conjunction with the second installment of the Twilight movie series, “The Twilight Saga: New Moon” this fall, the cosmetic line is divided into two lines: “Luna Twilight” and “Volturi Twilight.”

Twilight Beauty will feature products like “Immortal Liquid Body Shimmer,” a body shimmer (so you too can shine in the sun, obvi), and “Twilight Venom,” a red lip stain (because real human blood is, like, probably illegal to consume and probably doesn’t taste like cherry soda, and this is the next best thing to completing that just-sucked-some-blood vampire look).

Oh, Twilight you slay (heh) me with your crazy franchising ideas. What’s next -sunblock with SPF 500? Or anti-aging cream to preserve that youthful vampire, never-aging 16th century face?

Kristen Stewart is Not a Bitch

Well, she might be a bitch. But if she is a bitch she’s not a bitch for the reasons the millions who think she’s a bitch think. The millions who think Kristen Stewart is a bitch think she’s a bitch because she doesn’t smile. She seems aloof. She’s almost always embarrassed. She makes heinous fashion blunders. She’s awkward and inarticulate and clumsy and acts like she’s in a permanent bad mood. In other words, she’s exactly like 99% of the teenagers obsessed with Twilight!!! (And, probably 99% of the sad, deluded excuses for adults, too).

The question is this: why should she smile? Why should she gush with gratitude and appreciation? Because you think she owes you? (And by you, I mean the emotionally overinvolved Twilight fanatic who is doomed to be forever disappointed by real-life) She doesn’t owe you. She’s already done you an amazing favor. She elevated a character that, on paper, was a limp, spineless noodle, and gave her the faintest hint of backbone and edge. But you really hate her because she’s taken a character in which you - and by you, I again mean the emotionally overinvolved Twilight fanatic - saw yourself and made it so that you’ll only ever be able to see her. You hate her because she’s the obstacle between you and the fantasy  guy who’s played by an actor who couldn’t be less like the character he plays. You hate her because she comes off like she thinks she’s too good for the red carpet and the award shows. You know what, she is! IMDB her: she had a decent pre-Twilight career without resorting to famewhoring. But will she have a decent post-Twilight one?

Good question, me! The response, or lack of, greeting the hugely under-rated Adventureland suggests there’s a generation who so resent having to pay to see Kristen Stewart in Twilight, they’ll boycott anything else she ever appears in.

To sum up: she’s hated, she’s allowed no privacy, her future is in jeopardy. No wonder she doesn’t smile…

By ThisGirl’s Jonathan Bernstein (For more musings from this human encyclopedia of pop culture, check out http://jonathanbernsteinbook.blogspot.com)