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07
Dec
Okay, so Kristen Stewart can complain about paparazzi and other publicity hog-celebs, but then she goes and gets herself a Paris Hilton-esque pet (not that we don’t find the doggie absolutely adorable)?! Puh-lease.
(via thenewromantic)
02
Sep
Look Bloody Good with Twilight Beauty Makeup?
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Stephanie Meyer’s wildly popular vampire franchise, Twilight, is sparkling all the way to the bank with its latest venture, a makeup line called, Twilight Beauty.
Set to launch in conjunction with the second installment of the Twilight movie series, “The Twilight Saga: New Moon” this fall, the cosmetic line is divided into two lines: “Luna Twilight” and “Volturi Twilight.”
Twilight Beauty will feature products like “Immortal Liquid Body Shimmer,” a body shimmer (so you too can shine in the sun, obvi), and “Twilight Venom,” a red lip stain (because real human blood is, like, probably illegal to consume and probably doesn’t taste like cherry soda, and this is the next best thing to completing that just-sucked-some-blood vampire look).
Oh, Twilight you slay (heh) me with your crazy franchising ideas. What’s next -sunblock with SPF 500? Or anti-aging cream to preserve that youthful vampire, never-aging 16th century face?
via thenewromantic
